People always make some sort of ignorant remark when they see me eating junk. I’m fully aware that I’m eating junk. They laugh when I tell them that I actually know how to make food, it’s just that I mostly choose not to. This sandwich is my way of slapping them.
Hey there! Wait right there while I go get you some cookies. I suppose you want some milk too, right? Now that I’ve catered to you, the only polite thing for you to do is stay around and get to know me.